Comic 405 - In which I reply to all trolls.

1st Mar 2013, 3:10 PM
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1st Mar 2013, 3:10 PM
These are literally all comments I received before, most numerous times. I'm sure a large number of people think they're being creative or funny, but they're being idiots with nothing original to say. Now that we've got these out of the way come at me, brah.

Haters gonna hate.


1st Mar 2013, 4:18 PM
Just do what you want. Don't let anyone stop you.
2nd Mar 2013, 12:55 AM
No One Of Consequence
Original thought #1:
Making someone feel small does not make you bigger; just a big jerk.

Original thought #2:
Studies have shown that it takes 4 positive comments to make up for 1 negative comment in how people feel. It has also been shown that giving a genuine compliment makes _you_ feel good, and that bad moods are contagious.

You may not believe in Karma, but it would seem the universe applies it to you anyway, with interest. Invest in your own happiness - say something nice everyday.
2nd Mar 2013, 6:10 AM
(to the trolls who this comic refers to)...You are all kender-brained degenerates with brains smaller than your genitals.

You've the creativity and tact of a retarded paramecium, and probably a face to match.

If your brain were the Sahara, the working portion would be but a single grain of sand.

To paraphrase Mark Twain, it is better to remain postless adn appear stupid that to post a comment adn remove all doubt.

I feel a litte bad writing this because most of you probably lack the comprehensive vocabulary or cultural experience to understand me in any case.

And finally at J2383, I'm not really a hater or a troll I'm just trying to show the real ones how to insult someone in such a way that they'll likely get a bit of a kick out of the creativity of the insult, and not actually feel hurt by it. Love the comic, take care.
2nd Mar 2013, 6:38 AM
I'm on comic 405 at this point, I've learned not to let them get to me.

Karma is a very real phenomena. I wasn't aware studies had been done on that subject, but I don't doubt the findings.

Even if you were a troll or a hater, I've got thicker skin than that, and would have been pleased to see someone put some effort into it. I especially like the Sahara one.
2nd Mar 2013, 3:12 PM
Might have an idea for a new comic: creative things Trolls COULD say in place of the usual mindless drivel.

If you were to directly troll someone, what would you say?
4th Mar 2013, 2:50 AM
No One Of Consequence
Just to clearify, the studies are real, but were not specifically about karma (that part is just my interpretation of what they imply, and something that keeps my warm at night when thinking about the trolls and what the universe might be up to).

@tttff Good ones. If we are trading witty insults, one of my favorites are: "Your exsistence demonstrates a flesh to futility ratio that is mathematically staggering" (by Thunt, creator of Goblins web comic)
4th Mar 2013, 10:26 AM
I like that. I like that a lot actually.
12th Mar 2013, 3:52 PM
"No offense, but you have hair."

Yes, I have actually received this as an 'insult'.