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Fruity Pebbles

Hello,

When a friend brought it to my attention that no one had transcribed the Fruity Pebbles Jingle lyrics into text form, I was appalled. After watching a few times, I think that I have stumbled my way through the transcription

 

Oh kellog's fruity pebbles
are the best thing about mornings
Those colorful enchanting little specks.

They make my tastebuds spring to life
without the slightest warning
in a way they never do when I eat Chex

Oh kellog's fruity pebbles are
the breakfast I been craving
I shove them by the fistful in my trap

They got vitamins and nutrients,
and even riboflavin

and make cocoa puffs
look like a bowl of Crap

Yeah kelloggs fruity pebbles
are a breakfast taste sensation
they're tiny tasty munchable and sweet

I'd like to start a bloody war
and build a pebbles nation
and murder every other breakfast treat

and the gallows will sway through the night for
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles
all cereal's bow down in fright for
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

sycophants and cowards flee from
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

Captain crunch on bended knee for
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

The balance of the world's eskew but
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

promise revolutions new for
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

what cereal 'mongst other things but
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles
stays crunchy in the blood of kings?
it's fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles


<Still going, riding that pebbles train>


City states and emirates
and commonwealths and counties
imagine how they will react with glee

as the early dawn reflects upon
all nature's greatest bounty
of soybean oil and red dye number 3

all ministers and magistrates
can't stop the people's yearning
for the turning of the powers yet to be


And presidents and potentates
can't stop the fires burning
as we cast their ivory towers to the sea
and the creatures of the forest hark to
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

Noble stag and yellow log
for fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

The innocence of children's eyes in
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

Will watch that fruity flag rise for
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

United we shall march along with
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

some shall die but we'll fight on for
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

The fife shall play its soaring note for
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

we'll slit every dissenting throat for
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

This vow for glory we must keep for
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

though god himself may turn and weep for
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

Do not fear the cleansing flood of
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles

A breakfast table stained with blood and
fruity pebbles
fruity pebbles
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
OOOOOooooooo.....